He’s wearing his Avengers shirt

September’s going quick

He has a “weird neck” today

He pressed the back of his straightener against his neck thinking it would help

He’s had 2 cups of coffee today

Lukewarm vs iced coffee

Bork bork you are doing me a frightened 

Second puberty?

He did some voice scales 

No triops hatched but a shrimp did!

He was very excited about his shrimp 

Name vote

“Guys I’m not naming him Harambe”

The shrimp’s name is Albert

Google search: is anyone called Pepperoni 

Pokemon baby names

He’s struggling with iOS10

Games night was great (soz about the woman giving birth to a horse)

He went to a vegan restaurant and really enjoyed the food

Try new things

“Don’t be a hater if you haven’t had the potater”

“Do you ever want to rewind your life?”

Pandas and now ear tints Phil can see the future #confirmed 

Albert and Simon don’t make the same sounds in case you were wondering

Albert is a loner ranger

He hasn’t watched Stranger Things yet

They’ve been taking pictures for the 2017 calendar and it’s his favorite theme yet

April was a mistake

The Japanese peace lily is offically dead #rip

He sang to it and bought special plant food but alas he was unable to save 

Dead plant puns

They had a really big storm and he thinks lightning stuck their house

Albert lives for the applause 

AHS talk (no spoilers)

A lot of pancakes

Mixed feelings about soup

He’s a solid 7/10 today

YouNowy chatty mood

Dan’s eye incident was as dramatic as it seemed

He thought Dan was actually going to go blind

He thinks the Queen should knight him as Sir Lesterlot 

He’s a Hufflepuff btw

He hasn’t listened to the cancer cover smh

Snifforium 

Apparently he has a bored resting face

Currently leaning towards a Christmas baking video this year

New AmazingPhil video with instructions on twitter soon??

Dil’s wedding 

PINOF8 will be around November time this year

He burnt his popcorn rip 

His suitcase punching hand is okay

He hasn’t watched Steven Universe or Gravity Falls yet 

Drawing game memories

He ordered a new plant and he was going to trick us and make us think he was god of the plants

They’re not going to age up Dil because he doesn’t want him to be an old man

He only has snapchat for the filters

*breathing heavily* “I’m still here”

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