Dan’s Livestream // 7.19.16

He’s wearing the weed sweater

Drinking water for like a solid minute honestly idek

YouNowception was slightly delayed because his computer 

Cheeky knee

It’s hot af

Haircut scheduled for Thursday

He’s had a terribly week

He’s taking 8 pills a day for his pneumonia poor 

Esophagus the size of a squirrel anus jokes don’t ask

*cough cough*

His hair is slightly curling at the tips 

YouNow crashed so I might’ve missed a bit soz @ younow get your shit together

Pokemon Go discussion

There will be another Pokemon Go video after his dinof video

His phone is dead so he just like threw it across the room

The Bird Poop Saga

“It shit horizontally”

He dabbed r u kiddin m8

Phil cleaned the initial poop

Someone approached him while playing Pokemon Go and he didn’t want to start a conversation so he said his game wasn’t working

When they filmed the video everyone they saw playing was like ages 6-9 and it was very cute and pure

WEEDle

“Be nice, smell nice, and don’t be crusty” 

He put on lip balm this is a weird liveshow

Him and Phil know each other’s passcodes

He keeps forgetting to paint his nails

They don’t actually exercise now because they’re doing the vigorous stage show

Pokemon cosplay discussion

Phil’s fedora was in his room he doesn’t appreciate it 

He named a cactus Susan 2 after about 30 seconds of contemplation 

Kimye vs Taylor 

“Phan. Wildcats. Hi from Russia.” while reading the confused portion of the chat

“That’s Taylor on the floor. Why is there a giant rubber snake on the floor what has Phil been up to today I don’t know.”

To be clear his general opinion is “who knows” because he doesn’t think there’s really enough context and what was said could be taken different ways

He went to the doctor to be “investigated” 

He got into a very intense discussion about his job with his doctor 

Pubic lice Pokemon discussion 

They have matching bomber jackets: Phil has the red and blue (which was in the video) and he got a black and white one

Talked about their Nerdy Nummies collab 

Rosanna is chill, happy, fun, and good at baking what other qualities could you need

Their height difference is insane

Talked about how good the donuts tasted

They started watching Code Gaess

Opinion shovel

“’Rosanna looks like yours and Phil’s child’ could be.”

Meme hipsters

He has the best pizza ever in Boston so he literally searched it on google

The hair is now a quiff 

“There’s nothing wrong with guys wearing leggings”

“’Hi Dan you look lovely today’ I’m gonna punch you”

He gave a Pokemon tip to make it think you’re walking 

Talked about their YouTubers React video (go sub to Carly)

“Bo Burnham is my dad”

He doesn’t think Phil needs a cosplay because he looks very Ash in his jacket

“Son.”

Apparently Ro was stood on a box during the video so could you imagine the actual height difference

He’s v excited for Pokemon Sun and Moon 

Picking sides discussion 

“I’m going to look like a rat”

“#NicerInternet can we bring that back”

New Undertale video soon 

“You’re worth it because you’re special”

“Hope you’re good. Remember to always test your own opinions”

“Have a great week you little ducklings”

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