so pj started this rumor that dan left socks at this house, but pj actually stole those socks. those socks, which were originally two gryffindor socks, are actually two of dan’s alrighty objects that give him his power and success. rumor has it that pj took them after he was abducted by aliens and they stole his creative cartridge, which is his almighty object. the only way he could get the creative cartridge back was to give the aliens the power that dan had harvested over the years in that pair of socks. pj then went on a series of adventures to find the exchange point. the aliens decided that it would be too obvious to sent pj back with no socks, so they only took one and replaced it with a slytherin sock. pj got back his cartridge, but dan only got back one sock. obviously, some bad blood is now between them. this can all be confirmed through their tweets.
congrats to @kickthepj for hitting one million subscribers!
can people please learn to appreciate pj’s creative and hilarious content without piggybacking off of everything he says for the sake of your ships
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pj accomplished so much in 2015 and i’m incredibly proud of him
concept: kickthepj merch: space edition
ok so now that phil has 3 million subscribers can we please get pj to his first million
Other than that, it’s great. It’s uh- five stars. Really great job guys. Really great. (x)