- dan: *plays twinkle twinkle little star*
- me: he's so talented
i like trains.mp4
He’s wearing his pugs not drugs jumper
“Seeing you guys has just perked me right up”
They’re experiencing thundersnow in London right now
He ate loads of food over the holiday
His mum makes the best food
He wants to see his family more this year
“Great Phil. Great work.”
Explanation of Christmas puddings
The sides of his hair are short again (not quite shaved by nice and short)
Thicc
His hairdresser comes to his house to cut his hair now
There was hair all over the floor when the gas men came
Dan says 1 year Phil says 4 what is the truth
New AmazingPhil video tonight after the liveshow
Hair swish
2 busy 4 a dog (but he wants a dog one day)
“Pugs not allergy drugs”
Self-shampooing hair
They went to Manchester for New Years
He’s showing one gift Dan got him in the video and another one which is a game called Codenames
He’s going to make his friends play the boardgames with him
He got donut sprinkles handwash but it smells mostly of sugar
He got some straw pig plant growing things idk what it is but it cute
Their publishers got him TATINOF vans
His mum got him fake candles because she’s scared he’s going to burn the house down
The gas leak was on the bottom floor entrance and they never burn candles there which is why they didn’t explode
The gas leak is fixed btw
He’s got loads of ideas for a certain creative project??
He misses when he was a bit more fit and could run up all of the stairs in their house
Top fans got scented candles
The queen recovered from her cold faster than he did rip
He loves having Sherlock back and he may go to a party to watch the last one
They actually did the entirety of Gamingmas
He misses Papyrus
Nyehehehehhe
He sucked at the Undertale battles thankfully Dan was good at them
Dad? Dab? Dan?
DanandPhilShop.com is having a new year sale use the code “HAPPY2017″
Rip yoi
He’s been watching a show called Humans which he really likes
He watched Age of Ultron again and liked it way more the second time
They’ve watched the first 4 episodes of Steven Universe
He had a weird dream that he was in Scotland being chased around a hotel and he couldn’t find Dan and then Dan’s mum texted him and said that she had the same dream
“Sometimes I drive past Big Ben and go oh yeah I live in London”
His mum is obsessed with snow and she facetimed him so she could see it
He wants to see La La Land (possibly tonight or tomorrow)
He doesn’t know what he’s doing for his birthday yet but he may either visit his family or hang out with friends and go to an escape room again
“Stick around”
Collective dab
#DabbingWithPhil
They cleaned the entire house while listening to the Undertale soundtrack
He’s going to put the next liveshows on LessAmazingPhil
“I hope you have a wonderful weekend and I will see you very soon”
Badababababadababa
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youtuber: reads one aristotle quote
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phil’s laughs tag urself i’m the pug laugh
(sorry this is so long they talk a lot)
Dan is wearing his plaid Givenchy jumper
Phil is wearing his black bomber jacket
Lots of hellos
The announcement moose will make a comeback
The last two Tuesdays they’ve been busy
“Danny hasn’t done a liveshizzle in a lizzle”
Phil smashing his face into the door woke up the neighbors dog
Woof woof
“Dan, do you think my nose is visibly flattened?”
Dan has a cold so he’s a sniffle fest
“We’ve had about 3 days of rest this entire year”
Top fans got animals
They just watched epsiode 11 of Yuri on Ice
Phichit with his hamsters is Phil
Yaoi on ice
Phil said yaoi like 3 times
They haven’t editied pinof8 bloopers yet
The pinof8 bloopers will be up before Christmas
Brandcast chat
Phil was late for Brandcast because he was at a wedding
They had an impromptu dance routine that they had to learn
It was cringe but on what part of the cringe spectrum it was on is arguable
#DanandPhilAren’tOnABus
The wedding was intense because Phil hadn’t seen a lot of family members in a while
Watch out for aunties and Abba on the dance floor
He saw his university and felt weird and nostalgic but everything felt smaller
Dil and Tabitha are now parents congrats to the happy couple #dab
Dab will be a baby at least until the new year
Probs won’t watch the Sherlock trailer
They saw Rogue One and the cameraman was in their seats eating both of their popcorns can you believe
Dan took 4 more bags of popcorn
Dan hasn’t tweeted about Pokemon because he doesn’t know if anyone cares but he thinks it’s the best Pokemon game ever
Dan cried twice into his DS during Pokemon
Soon they will battle to the death
There will be another gaming video tonight (hint: it involves exercise??)
They discussed their favorite crisps
They were in Rewind for a good amount of time but Dan’s favorite is still 2014
The Amazing Calves Are Not On Fire
Phil named someone’s plant “Clap”
They filmed one gaming video before the other and they forgot to replace the stickers
They’re going to watch Steven Universe soon
“Don’t you make fun of grandma’s toast. That is a fine Lester tradition.”
Phil’s socks are sushi
Dan’s are black
Cross dab
They got a gold record for The Internet Is Here
They don’t know what to so with Dil’s baby they’re scared it’ll die
Their favorite new emojis are the black heart and pancakes
“There’s a sassy boy emoji now. That’s you, Dan.”
Phil ships Buffy with Angel but he prefers Spike as a character
Phil finds Lazytown weird #unstanned
Dan knows all the words to Lazytown songs idk what to tell you about this please save him
“We swapped colors and swapped branding, Phil”
All proposals are a yes today congrats
They started singing All I Want For Christmas Is You
BBC Christmas no #rip
Phil has stretchy lobes (he kept playing with his ears 10/10 would watch)
There will be a danisnotonfire and amazingphil video before Christmas
Their favorite gamingmas video is probs the baby video
Christmas name discussion
During the internet support group bit of TATINOF in Europe everyone kept chanting for Dan to chug
Phil took fire shots at the Flipside Christmas party last night but he didn’t drink too much #beReponsibleKids
Dan had a lot of brussel sprouts and two glasses of wine
“I love being secretly vlogged”
They still haven’t actually unpacked
They got Louise Live (the cover has actual glitter and everything)
Forehead exposure
Phil isn’t hungover
James Corden tweeted them and they never replied can you believe
They liked Saara the best in X Factor
The Christmas tree is up
Yaaaaa s
“Have a tea. Have a rest.”
“Enjoy your Christmas. You deserve it.”
Phil’s next liveshow will be on January 5th
Dan’s will probs be here next Tuesday
Dan started singing goodbyes
“We love you. We appreciate you.”
“I hope you’re all relacxed and happy. You previous swans. Breathe deeply and remember that everything is fine and you are valid.”
concept: danandphilshop merch for dogs
He was early wow impressive
#amaingphil
He left and came back on idk younow is a mess
He’s wearing the navy Christmas jumper grab on at danandphilshop.com #spon
Headache shape man
“This train isn’t stopping til we get to Christmastown”
Stockholm was very festive
The Christmas decorations in the Dan and Phil household have started (the tree should be up tonight)
There was a giant fluffy doggo outside the venue
He watched episode 10 of yoi today (no spoilers)
Dan’s been watching the Final Fantasy trailers constantly
His starter was a rowlet
They got some really cool artwork on tour that he showed us
He shared his minimal knowledge of Swedish with us
They filmed for about 9 hour for YouTube Rewind but it all turned out really well
He messed up his video link on tumblr
Top fans got rewind themed things
He took German, art, and geography GCSEs
He loves the part of rewind where the camera spins around them
PINOF8 bloopers will be up in a couple days
Gamingmas has actually been successful wow no one can believe
“Tabo is prego”
He thinks he has nice “shook” nostrils
Dan’s editing tonights video (it should be up around 10)
“Said Dan. It’s not THE Dan. There’s other Dan’s out there.”
Westworld is intense
“Ho ho ho this is a festive bio”
Dan didn’t have an existential crisis he was just incredibly shook (they watched a panda documentary to get over it)
January is quite bleak but his birthday brings back the fun
Click that notif bell because YouTube is stupid
“Oh Dan he’s not on fire. He’s editing a video. This isn’t a roast.”
“I forgot I was roasting I just started talking about him”
The Lion Guard
Phil yodeled he is a man of many talents
I’m hearing reports that Dan yodeled back but I was too busy watching Phil open a chocolate bar I’m sorry I’ve failed you
He ate some Swedish chocolate for us
He had a nightmare that his plane was fake crashing and they all took selfies with oxygen masks on
2017 liveshow days is still undecided
He’s going to a family members wedding this weekend so that should be fun
“The best thing about weddings is just eating loads of food” -Phil 2k16
Dan isn’t coming he’s going with his family
Thomas Sanders is a good dude
He started listening to Muse again “the feels”
His favorite winter scents are mulled wine and gingerbread
He’s eating more chocolate
“Pork cutlet bowl!”
He’s going to go help edit the gaming video
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