pardon me but i think i’m in love with you
Phil is wearing his NASA shirt
Dan screamed hi
Dan is wearing a Dreamcast shirt
Phil scratched Dan’s face
Apparently Dan thinks they’re “professional entertainers”
It trailer
They got haircuts
“My ears are ready for some summer action” -Phil
Ugly gifs
“Why are there so many gifs of us?”
YouNow kept giving them error messages as they were trying to go live
They’re going to Australia soon (that’s the reason for the haircut)
Dan stole Phil’s hairdresser
Hi Hector
Video idea: curl Phil’s hair
Phil gets to go first for the hairdresser because that means he gets to use the best small talk
Dan tells Febrise Phil’s stories what a content stealer
“Me and Phil”
Dan gets to clean the camera this week #kinky
“Clean me daddy”
Lambs poppin out
Rodents and mammals what is the truth
Phil ordered flowers for his mum but he accidentally put his address in and got it sent to their house instead
(He got her chocolates and a dvd instead)
Dan’s face is a language warning
Corn prince
“’Dan you have the cutest smile’ What about me?”
They googled loins
Wholesome Lester? Lighthearted Lester?
“’Dan you look like a meatball’ wait sorry.”
Flower penis
“Bees in the trap”
Phil did the Papyrus laugh
Phil’s new video is trending #8
Mark of Oxin discussion
They filmed a Club Penguin video before it died #RIP
They think there’s a wasp nest on the roof of their apartment
Thicc bumblebees
“Dan what would you do if Phil died?”
Dan…games
The time change killed them
The last time they were at the cinema Dan held his popcorn in front of his face so he wouldn’t see the trailers
Phil bought metal earplugs
Petlandia made Dan a book with his dream shibe and made Phil one with his cactus Loki
RIP Loki
Dan’s corner
Phil also bought a lemon humidifier
Phil’s corner
Dan got up to get The Adventure Scent (related to The Smell of Happiness)
Phil hates it
“We’re always joking”
Gorillaz
DanandPhilShop.com (or cushionstack.com) get some plushies
They’re back on the anime train
They caught up in Steven Universe
Riverdale is fine
Math and NASA
“I don’t think the dog wanted to go to space though I think it was scared” -Phil
They have loads of movies to watch in Australia
“Andrew Garfield suffering. That’s my kink” -Dan
Keep an eye on their twitters because they’ll be pretty busy before/during Australia
“We have been Dan and Phil”
“Go inseminate some flowers” “We’re in the wilderness now.”
“Phil please end it”
so pj started this rumor that dan left socks at this house, but pj actually stole those socks. those socks, which were originally two gryffindor socks, are actually two of dan’s alrighty objects that give him his power and success. rumor has it that pj took them after he was abducted by aliens and they stole his creative cartridge, which is his almighty object. the only way he could get the creative cartridge back was to give the aliens the power that dan had harvested over the years in that pair of socks. pj then went on a series of adventures to find the exchange point. the aliens decided that it would be too obvious to sent pj back with no socks, so they only took one and replaced it with a slytherin sock. pj got back his cartridge, but dan only got back one sock. obviously, some bad blood is now between them. this can all be confirmed through their tweets.
“Hi, I’m Dan”
“You look young”
The AmazingPhil hit 4m YouTube subscribers
“Thanks. For him?”
Tb to the subbydingdongs tweet
Him and Phil went to get sushi with some old pals
He got a dessert that looked like a zen garden
Tiny wooden rake
He turned off the heating today
Taking sherbet
Phil’s new video
He said “we” joined the gym so perhaps he did also?
When Phil got home he was literally green poor guy
“Promoing my pal aside”
He was really angry when Phil told him what happened
New danisnotonfire video either tomorrow or day after
A lot of cat gifs and peer pressure
The video is something he made for himself (?)
Meditation
Curls r cool
Japan trip tips
He loves long chatty videos
“’What do you think about kickthepj?’ I don’t know who that is but he sounds like a dick with no talent”
“Don’t be hard on yourself”
He prefers understated clothing
“’You look tired’ Always”
Him and Phil will be attending Playlist Live in Florida
He loves bumblebees
Fuck wasps though
RIP bumblebee
Queen on my vagina
He hasn’t seen Logan yet
He may change the title of his piano teacher video to not be in all caps
“Is love a social construct?” discussion
He loves Lorde
Steven Universe
He preferred stoic Garnet
Haru who?
Recent dapg videos
“He sheer panic Phil was exuding trying not to die… it was funny.”
He’s been listening to Swedish electro pop
New Frank Ocean song discussion or something
Yuri on Ice saved us all, so season 2 will come when we need it most
Kinkshaming (perhaps relating to the new video?)
Expect nothing from the new dinof video
Crustypie9
“Phil is a weirdo magnet.”
The mess in Phil’s bedroom is a shoe and a plastic bag
He wants to see Get Out
Tb to when Phil fell off of the stage at TATINOF Playlist
They’re excited to go back to Australia
Appaz him and Phil discuss rodents
No one knows if the trainer was named Kyle or Leon
Sparkling water
“The background of my mind”
“Dan talk about the grandma vagina”
They will be asking for new ideas for the 7sc app soon
He doesn’t like people but nature is cool
Hello to everyone in Chile
New Sims and DannyFire videos soon
“Hydrate, meditate, contemplate, try to get a mate”
“I’ll see you next time, internet buddies”
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He’s wearing the blue hoodie we told him to keep from last week
Username ideas that are just words animals: softraccoon explosiveemu ridiculousotter
He got his friend burger socks, pusheen handwarmers, and planet lollipops
“Uranus is a blackberry. Your anus is a blackberry.”
He hasn’t listened to Ed’s new album yet smh
The Ed Scar Story
Green Light has grown on him
The + and - on the Nintendo Switch was confusing him
He wishes there were more games for the Switch
“I’m generally quite giant as a person”
Slime train
He liked the bomb diffusion video but it was really stressful
Blue is His Color
He doesn’t suit brown or beige
Dan suits brown more than he does
Wearing black makes him feel vampire ish
He likes living in London because it’s close to everything
He put on Crufts (if he got the first dog we saw it’d be a cocker spaniel)
“You and your friend. Or friends if you’re lucky enough to have more than one.”
He likes to play the adverts game where you guess the product before it’s revealed
He’s watching Bates Motel , Firefly, Walking Dead, Broadchurch, Steven Universe, Homeland, and Riverdale
He got sweet potato fries with Hazel
Him and Dan signed some new posters
Miracle Berry makes everything weird
“Looked like a happy doggo”
Timezone research
Top fans won dogs (and one cat)
Tour made him want to see more of the world
AmazingPhil video probably tomorrow or this weekend
He had yogurt with granola and berries for breakfast today because he’s trying to be a bit healthier
Semicolons
He sang a lullaby
He still uses the galaxy backpack
Phil doesn’t know geometry
If he doesn’t upload tweet him some disappointed cat gifs
Meow
Gooooodbye
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He’s wearing his Oscar’s Hotel shirt
It’s spring according to Phil
“You can hear little lambs popping out of other lambs”
He saw a daffodil and a bee today
Oscars aka Is Philly Gonna Stay Awake
“We’re having a bit of a creepy shot war” about him and Dan
We’re pretending nothing happened in the first 10 minutes because he forgot to tweet
He ate loads of snacks
He was awake for best picture
“Dan freaked out. I think he woke up all the neighbors by screaming at the tv.”
He was Zombie Phil for a few days
Dan may pop in let’s see
He’s excited for the new Zelda game but he’s still playing Final Fantasy
He’s invested in the Horse Prince story
They got pancakes delivered for Pancake Day
He went mad with power in the new Sims video
He’s deciding what clothes to wear to charity and we’re helping him choose what to get rid of
He’s keeping the blue hoodie, a checkered shirt, the jellyfish shirt, and a flamingo button down
“You don’t suit red’. I’M WEARING RED!”
RIP a penguin shirt, a domo shirt, a color changing shirt
Dan came in wrapped in a blanket
He looks like ET
He’s glad Phil’s getting rid of the color changing shirt
They watched ET together the other day
“You look like such a funny creature” Phil to Dan
He’s filming a new AmazingPhil video this week
Dan may also film a video it’s PHilming week
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
“This is what happens when you share a camera”
“Yeah. Wait uh no.”
Phil was looking at a chocolate magazine so Dan threw it across the room
They went to tea yesterday but they got caked out
Phat
Dan dreamt he was on a game show with Emma Roberts and she was trying to get him to say hello to Evan Peters but he was too shy
Phil dreamt about harvesting lemons
Wholesome Howell
Dan has a video to edit hmm
Dan left bye
“What a weirdo”
He cracked a rib once
He’s not really for fruit on pancakes
He almost bought a goldfish
He’s interested in Riverdale but he’s not “in the fandom”
His eyebrows are the same today as they’ve always been in case you were wondering
He usually has 2 coffees a day but he’s been trying to cute back
He doesn’t like the dentist
He doesn’t want/need braces
“I think it adds character” about his crooked teeth
He listened to Green Light before his liveshow
“Life is good”
“Thank you for keeping me company”
Goodbye via wolf howl
Mentions of Dan: how tf am i supposed to count this he joined the liveshow thanks for ruining the system Mr. DanIsNotOnFire
He’s wearing his NASA shirt
“Have a cup of tea. Hang out with me!”
Storm Doris has attacked a wheely bin outside
His plants have been gaining leaves he’s doing something right
Trampoline videos
“Tie some bricks to it”
He worries about cats and dogs during storms he hopes your cats are okay
“Calm down. Have a green tea. Stop being so stressed.” him @ the storm sky
He got a haircut today at his house (sides are short but not shaved)
They talked about dogs
He finds hoovering quite fun
Hoover Fantasies
Phil’s Liveshow Haul
Follow him on twitter @ AmazingPhil #spon
His hippo lamp
He looked up the most dangerous animals (hippo is #4)
Hippo facts
Pictures vs memories discussion
The Impossible Quiz was exhausting
Probs not Impossible Quiz #2
“Don’t watch me in jail”
He froze for a minute (or it was a really good mannequin challenge can’t tell)
He melted a bit of his NASA shirt while ironing rip
7 new planets discussion
“Maybe just leave them alone if they’re happy, you know?”
He gets very excited at the idea of space giraffes
Lots of universe discussion
Shrimp Prince
He’s seen Moonlight, Manchester by the Sea, and La La Land but Arrival was his favorite
What fictional universe would you rather live in
Shrimp Prince of the Rings
Itchy nose
He got a navy blue jumper with a geometric bird on it that he may wear in his next video
He also got the “scent of happiness”
No bad cinema experiences this time
Pastel edits irl
He likes his black hair a lot so he won’t be changing it soon
“I’ve already got a toddler called Dab”
He’s loving Final Fantasy XV
BROadtrip
“Could’ve used more diversity”
He took the troll wig Dan mentioned to the charity shop soz
He ate the moss surrounding his cocktail oops
He saw Book of Mormon with his parents
Horse Prince
New gaming video tomorrow
It’s kind of long but also a Dan vs Phil
They’re going to an Oscar’s party so hopefully he can stay awake
The couple that made him bonk his head on the window
The coffee table is out to get him
Grammar
They watched Speed and Speed 2 Cruise Control
50% 2017 calendar (code: FLASHSALE) at DanandPhilShop.com
They’re still working on the pastel merch
They’re going back to Australia coolforsummerfest.com.au
He’s going to watch Bates Motel again
He’s watching Riverdale and Homeland
“I hope you have a great weekend”
“I’ve hoped you’ve had a great evening. Thanks for choosing to spend it with me.”
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