He’s wearing his Star Wars shirt
Hes still mildly jetlagged
“Wake up Phil” “Actually wake up now” “Oh my god Phil”
He feels like a withered cactus
His houseplants survived
He thought he was going to turn into an American because they were in Florida for so long
The black wall is consuming his hair he looks bald
He didn’t have pancakes at Playlist because room service didn’t have any
Pancake shakes
He did finally get them though
Dan’s Bahamas experience
Phil and bald guy at security had some proper bants
Heatwave jingle
He’s a 23 degrees kind guy
His frecks are dense
He burped
Dig Down is growing on him (nice but not his fave)
They were going to see Muse in Orlando but ended up not
They got loads of stuff at Playlist
His dad is an artist but that didn’t get passed down to him
NASA haul
His mug broke in his suitcase #rip
Dan got a mug too though so he can steal Dan’s
He also bought Sweet Baby Ray’s Barbecue sauce ??
And stuff from Bath and Body Works
Aloha beaches
He didn’t love Split
Him and Dan didn’t fly back together and he almost had to sit next to an old French woman
“Clean us daddy”
Returning to the place of the squirrel incident was symbolic
“Too much maple syrup in that blood”
He found ASMR very enlightening
He got locked outside and Dan didn’t let him in what a bitch
A paperboy laughed at him locked out of the house
He didn’t think throwing newspaper boys were an actual thing
He’s usually really bad at prank but the banana one was pretty good
New anime themed video with Shawna on his channel this week if you’re interested in that or whatever lmao
“Headline: I love space”
He was enthralled with his Superman ice cream
Martyn is a troll don’t trust him in a kayak
He’s hyped for Vidcon
He was talking to Dan about making noises when someone did something wrong at school
Where does it come where does it go
His family all watched Eurovision together
He couldn’t handle himself in a prank war
Everyone is getting dogs
Riverdale graph
He has a full box of Haribo that he’s going to try make last until next week
Next liveshow may be on Sunday watch his twitter from updates
Dan and Phil shop newsletters will be out soon
He’s missed doing liveshows this has been very nice
Ode to Broken Mug
Goodbye
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First liveshow in the new house
Dan is wearing the pink Sydney shirt
Phil is wearing a new grey/blue/green? hoodie
Random box of shit that they went through
Many box paper cuts
Moving video recap
The London Apartment was like the F.R.I.E.N.D.S apartment
They’re still going to be making videos and they brought their stuff no need to fret
The new house is a duplex
They’re still renting RIP to the dog dreams for now
They’re drowning in cardboard boxes
There’s a semi transparent glass door in the lounge
Easter baking (Phil still doesn’t know what they’re called)
“Whisk it harder” -Phil
Phil’s bedroom is going to be pretty much the same don’t get too hyped about new interior design
Dan’s bedroom will be almost completely different (apparently it looks like the moon?)
Dan got rid of the bedspread but Phil kept his (he secretly has 2 the entire time)
They are yet to meet the neighbor
“’When will you get a dog?’ I guess when the house is bought and there’s no landlord.”
The gaming background will look weirdly similar
“Gaming lighting will be dank”
Dan’s filming area is through the door thing through the longue
Dan didn’t want to play i spy on the flight back from Singapore what a bitch
They watched Fantastic Beasts (3/5 stars), Lion (ugly crying), Hacksaw Ridge (Dan cried the entire second half of the movie) on the flight
They went to a night zoo in Singapore which was really cool
Phil was convinced an elephant was trying to come after him
Dan wanted to see absolutely everything
They haven’t listened to the new Fall Out Boy song yet
They’re enjoying the new place a lot just getting adjusted
Phil will still film in his bedroom (apparently the landlord thought he was going to film a porno)
They have a Lounge and a chill lounge (currently they’re in the chill lounge which is where they’ll film)
Dan got a white piano
Phil is constantly taking creepshots
Maybe they’ll get a fish
The Art Science Museum in Singapore was lit
Phil the Photographer
Phil’s hood has gone up #news
Dan did a lot of crying on that trip
Basically Singapore was just really cool
Dan stuck his foot through the leg of the ripped jeans
“What is it with Australia inspiring me to paint my nails”
#cocktus
Phil may attempt to curl his hair for a video at some point
Phil will be away in Florida after Playlist with his family on holiday so he’ll tweet about when he’ll do the next liveshow
The 1D poster is gone #rip
The last gaming video was a good send off
This year is very much about them and their lives
Dan got a bonsai for is desk
Dan has one more dinof video filmed in the old house
This one isn’t a forever home
“You sneaky weasels”
“It suits him. Embrace the natural curls.” Phil on Dan’s curls
The new place doesn’t really have a name but Thor is a possibility
Phil probably wouldn’t paint his nails because he doesn’t like having stuff on his (like tattoos or pen marks) just as a personal preference
DINOF video most likely on Monday and Dan liveshow on Tuesday
“We hope that we’re been two virtual buddies to you”
“Goodbyeeeeeee”
Phil is wearing his NASA shirt
Dan screamed hi
Dan is wearing a Dreamcast shirt
Phil scratched Dan’s face
Apparently Dan thinks they’re “professional entertainers”
It trailer
They got haircuts
“My ears are ready for some summer action” -Phil
Ugly gifs
“Why are there so many gifs of us?”
YouNow kept giving them error messages as they were trying to go live
They’re going to Australia soon (that’s the reason for the haircut)
Dan stole Phil’s hairdresser
Hi Hector
Video idea: curl Phil’s hair
Phil gets to go first for the hairdresser because that means he gets to use the best small talk
Dan tells Febrise Phil’s stories what a content stealer
“Me and Phil”
Dan gets to clean the camera this week #kinky
“Clean me daddy”
Lambs poppin out
Rodents and mammals what is the truth
Phil ordered flowers for his mum but he accidentally put his address in and got it sent to their house instead
(He got her chocolates and a dvd instead)
Dan’s face is a language warning
Corn prince
“’Dan you have the cutest smile’ What about me?”
They googled loins
Wholesome Lester? Lighthearted Lester?
“’Dan you look like a meatball’ wait sorry.”
Flower penis
“Bees in the trap”
Phil did the Papyrus laugh
Phil’s new video is trending #8
Mark of Oxin discussion
They filmed a Club Penguin video before it died #RIP
They think there’s a wasp nest on the roof of their apartment
Thicc bumblebees
“Dan what would you do if Phil died?”
Dan…games
The time change killed them
The last time they were at the cinema Dan held his popcorn in front of his face so he wouldn’t see the trailers
Phil bought metal earplugs
Petlandia made Dan a book with his dream shibe and made Phil one with his cactus Loki
RIP Loki
Dan’s corner
Phil also bought a lemon humidifier
Phil’s corner
Dan got up to get The Adventure Scent (related to The Smell of Happiness)
Phil hates it
“We’re always joking”
Gorillaz
DanandPhilShop.com (or cushionstack.com) get some plushies
They’re back on the anime train
They caught up in Steven Universe
Riverdale is fine
Math and NASA
“I don’t think the dog wanted to go to space though I think it was scared” -Phil
They have loads of movies to watch in Australia
“Andrew Garfield suffering. That’s my kink” -Dan
Keep an eye on their twitters because they’ll be pretty busy before/during Australia
“We have been Dan and Phil”
“Go inseminate some flowers” “We’re in the wilderness now.”
“Phil please end it”
He late
He’s wearing his Adventure Time hoodie
He’s wearing Muppets pajamas pants
He just got out of the shower
Apparently he smells of sweet marshmallow which is very distracting
“I don’t taste like marshmallow”
They’re already getting bees
Google hornets
His bonsai has a new shoot
“Life has found a way”
He wants to see Chicago’s green river
He watched a Lucky Charms ice cream video on Facebook
Now he wants Lucky Charms
New AmazingPhil video discussion
He was enjoying the cat gifs
“I’m glad my misfortune created some laughs”
He forgot he has the 6 pack apron so he printed off a picture and taped it to his stomach for the video
“This is my life”
Illusive 6 packs
He has a bunch of sweatbands now
Color wheels discussion
“Expand your vocabulary Philip” says the man with the English degree
He never wants white chocolate Lindor again because they remind him of getting sick on a boat
He would love to come back to New York City
Tentacle friends
Thanks for 4 million subscribers
You can binge watch his videos but you’d have to slowly watch him age
He quite likes corgis and sausage dogs
He’s really excited for Infinity War and GOTG2
“That fills me with determination”
He woke up with a headache but he feels better now
He accidentally ordered 200 glasses wipes
They stayed up watching Firefly last night
New Sims video discussion
“Dil did not lower his Dilly pants”
He likes Emma Watson
He was late because he was watching Emma Watson getting interviewed with cats
New golf video somewhere down the line
He cleaned the camera with a glasses wipe
He named someones child Thor Philip
Drink diary
He probably won’t get a tattoo because he doesn’t like stuff staying on his skin and he changes his mind really quickly
He likes tattoos on other people
Uni discussion
Linguistics was hard and sciencey
He had lots of fun with his videos studies and he made stuff that he was really proud of
He may buy more yellow things because he thinks he suits it
He got glasses when he was around 13 and got contacts by 15
“’But we’ll miss your glasses.’ It’s more about. My life.” about laser eye surgery
Dan will be posting a video shortly after this liveshow
He took the editing computer
He still hasn’t found his Captain America shirt
Plushies will be back on danandphilshop.com soon
New gaming video soon
Gooodbye
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He’s wearing the blue hoodie we told him to keep from last week
Username ideas that are just words animals: softraccoon explosiveemu ridiculousotter
He got his friend burger socks, pusheen handwarmers, and planet lollipops
“Uranus is a blackberry. Your anus is a blackberry.”
He hasn’t listened to Ed’s new album yet smh
The Ed Scar Story
Green Light has grown on him
The + and - on the Nintendo Switch was confusing him
He wishes there were more games for the Switch
“I’m generally quite giant as a person”
Slime train
He liked the bomb diffusion video but it was really stressful
Blue is His Color
He doesn’t suit brown or beige
Dan suits brown more than he does
Wearing black makes him feel vampire ish
He likes living in London because it’s close to everything
He put on Crufts (if he got the first dog we saw it’d be a cocker spaniel)
“You and your friend. Or friends if you’re lucky enough to have more than one.”
He likes to play the adverts game where you guess the product before it’s revealed
He’s watching Bates Motel , Firefly, Walking Dead, Broadchurch, Steven Universe, Homeland, and Riverdale
He got sweet potato fries with Hazel
Him and Dan signed some new posters
Miracle Berry makes everything weird
“Looked like a happy doggo”
Timezone research
Top fans won dogs (and one cat)
Tour made him want to see more of the world
AmazingPhil video probably tomorrow or this weekend
He had yogurt with granola and berries for breakfast today because he’s trying to be a bit healthier
Semicolons
He sang a lullaby
He still uses the galaxy backpack
Phil doesn’t know geometry
If he doesn’t upload tweet him some disappointed cat gifs
Meow
Gooooodbye
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