He’s wearing his blue California hoodie
Lots of hi’s so at least one would work for YouTube
He’s quite hungry
Snack discussion
“Squishy rice is not where it’s at”
Toggles
We all listened to the mating call of a kangaroo I love education
Tb to the kangaroo that tried to punch Dan in the face
He had more of the green watermelon powder so his tongue is still green
He the La La Land soundtrack was stuck in his head all night
He had to put socks on in the night because he was so cold
#Globalissue
Dab the toddler is possibly the cutest of all time
“I would still love my baby if it looked like a mountain goat. I kind of look like a mountain goat and my mum took care of me well.”
Wtf is the dinosaur toy please help
Mangos would not be in a Phil’s Fruit Favorites video soz
“I’ll rub myself in a mango before I eat a mango”
His sock choices today are pugs and sharks
Don’t trust horses man
“You can all spiritually be Dab’s godmother and godfather and godfriend”
Drill man is now buzz saw man and he’s ruining their lives
The Biggest Smile He Could Muster
They’re going up north for birthday and he doesn’t really know what the plan is but he really wants a red velvet cake
They’ve been chatting with Martyn about pastel-y merch
danandphilshop.com not there yet but check it out anyway
Dan completely smashed a glass filled with ribena in the kitchen at about 2am it was a mess
He cut his hand but not his foot thankfully he jumped to safety #pray4dan
His favorite song from La La Land is either the opening song or City of Stars
“Don’t blame me. That was a certain Mr. Howell” in regards to Dil’s outfit
His favorite song from Absolution is probably Sing for Absolution
“This is why I shouldn’t have children or animals” after dropping something
He’s hatching the emu egg he got in the Australian ditl
“Send some birthing vibes please”
He’s not doing a livestream from the whole emu hatching mainly because at some point he’d have to pee
He got a new houseplant that should yield some nice blue flowers which was named Lawrence
Daddy
They’ve been doing lots of filming lately
He’s filming a new AmazingPhil video tomorrow
Their latest sims video is one of his favorites
He loved The OA
He’s also loving Steven Universe
“I’ve been having good vibes recently. It’s been good.”
He doesn’t like pineapple on pizza #unstanned (but maybe he’ll try it again)
When they went to San Francisco they couldn’t find the sea lions so he had to ask something
Teacher chat
“I am a stupid head” in German
He really liked art and geography classes
He always had to play goal when they played football at school it was awful
He wouldn’t clone himself one Phil is enough and he would probably really annoy himself
“Do you think I would be as annoying as I am to Dan when I eat all of his cereal”
The wife rumor is #real her name is Janice (from the shop) and she’s holding the laptop and she wants a divorce
“Stop laughing at my life’s voice”
“Wait who’s Sabrina”
He named someone’s rock Rocky
They will be attending Vidcon Anaheim
Lots of exciting things will happen in 2017, but it’ll be chill
Goodbye via plant
“It’s like you’re waiting for a tiger to emerge during a nature show but it never ever will”
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i like trains.mp4
He’s wearing his nasa shirt
This liveshow is on lessamazingphil
He was making chili yesterday and left the room and when he returned it was on fire
“What the hell is happening in here” Dan about The Chili Incident
He got a blister from the hot chili spatula
He froze
“If you’re watching this while leaning back in a chair at school you’re the ultimate badass”
He loosened his belt
His voice gets really high when talking about dogs
They’ve filmed 2 gaming videos today
1 is a classic game that they’ve had requests for and the other is a sims video (toddler dab)
There will probably be a gaming video up tomorrow
LessAmazingPhil has 1m subs and he hasn’t made a video on there since rip
He got his gold play button
“I should eat it and regurgitate it into your mouth”
“Water. Or rain as it’s called when it comes out of the sky.”
He wants to swap January and December
He wants a red velvet cake for his birthday and that’s it
They went to a bakery today to get 2 cookies and came out with 3 cookies, a pot a jam, and polar bear cakes because they don’t know how to say no
One of his friends got him so very aesthetic magnetic cacti
Another friend got his sleep spray for his pillow
He tested it out and pretended to sleep acting genius
“Do angels snore? Idk. Do I snore? Idk.”
He got more sleep stuff to rub on his elbows
“I can’t dab it’s 2017″
Smooth lavender scented wenis
Meitu app pictures with live example
“Dan’s evil senpai selfie was amazing”
He didn’t know Hamilton had presale so appaz he didn’t get tickets but Dan kind of made it seem like he had tickets so I’m not saying it may be a birthday present but
“Internally I am a deer in the headlights all the time”
He also got a red adidas jacket from YouTube
He didn’t love the new Sherlock
He loved Cursed Child
He’s only read the first three Harry Potter books
He loved La La Land and he wants to see it again
Attack on Titan season 2 whip
RIP Dan’s terrarium
“Corn on the cob is Wild”
Popcorn discussion
The green cactus is named Fergus
He’ll watch Troye’s video soon
Yes he did actually set fire to his sock while filming his last video
He took off the jacket rip
He stabbed himself on the cactus
He got a signed miniature statue by David Shrigley but it’s much larger than he expected it to be
The drilling has finally stopped
University advice
He’s wearing matching rainbow socks today
They’ve been watching Steven Universe and he loves it
He can’t choose a favorite gem
He was in Dan’s video for the cereal expose can you believe
He loved watching Dan’s memes video
DanandPhilShop,com sale will be until the end of January (used the come HAPPY2017) and the eu tour merch will be up soon
Make sure you have the notification bell on YouTube because he’s been posting on his community tab
“Goodbye. *Howling*. That’s a wolf.”
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- me: *would die for phil lester*
He’s wearing his pugs not drugs jumper
“Seeing you guys has just perked me right up”
They’re experiencing thundersnow in London right now
He ate loads of food over the holiday
His mum makes the best food
He wants to see his family more this year
“Great Phil. Great work.”
Explanation of Christmas puddings
The sides of his hair are short again (not quite shaved by nice and short)
Thicc
His hairdresser comes to his house to cut his hair now
There was hair all over the floor when the gas men came
Dan says 1 year Phil says 4 what is the truth
New AmazingPhil video tonight after the liveshow
Hair swish
2 busy 4 a dog (but he wants a dog one day)
“Pugs not allergy drugs”
Self-shampooing hair
They went to Manchester for New Years
He’s showing one gift Dan got him in the video and another one which is a game called Codenames
He’s going to make his friends play the boardgames with him
He got donut sprinkles handwash but it smells mostly of sugar
He got some straw pig plant growing things idk what it is but it cute
Their publishers got him TATINOF vans
His mum got him fake candles because she’s scared he’s going to burn the house down
The gas leak was on the bottom floor entrance and they never burn candles there which is why they didn’t explode
The gas leak is fixed btw
He’s got loads of ideas for a certain creative project??
He misses when he was a bit more fit and could run up all of the stairs in their house
Top fans got scented candles
The queen recovered from her cold faster than he did rip
He loves having Sherlock back and he may go to a party to watch the last one
They actually did the entirety of Gamingmas
He misses Papyrus
Nyehehehehhe
He sucked at the Undertale battles thankfully Dan was good at them
Dad? Dab? Dan?
DanandPhilShop.com is having a new year sale use the code “HAPPY2017″
Rip yoi
He’s been watching a show called Humans which he really likes
He watched Age of Ultron again and liked it way more the second time
They’ve watched the first 4 episodes of Steven Universe
He had a weird dream that he was in Scotland being chased around a hotel and he couldn’t find Dan and then Dan’s mum texted him and said that she had the same dream
“Sometimes I drive past Big Ben and go oh yeah I live in London”
His mum is obsessed with snow and she facetimed him so she could see it
He wants to see La La Land (possibly tonight or tomorrow)
He doesn’t know what he’s doing for his birthday yet but he may either visit his family or hang out with friends and go to an escape room again
“Stick around”
Collective dab
#DabbingWithPhil
They cleaned the entire house while listening to the Undertale soundtrack
He’s going to put the next liveshows on LessAmazingPhil
“I hope you have a wonderful weekend and I will see you very soon”
Badababababadababa
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phil lester looks like an ed sheeran song
i have no idea what’s going on in my life like ever. but phil lester.
i hope you all know i’m never going to shut the fuck up about phil lester