He’s wearing his Oscar’s Hotel shirt
It’s spring according to Phil
“You can hear little lambs popping out of other lambs”
He saw a daffodil and a bee today
Oscars aka Is Philly Gonna Stay Awake
“We’re having a bit of a creepy shot war” about him and Dan
We’re pretending nothing happened in the first 10 minutes because he forgot to tweet
He ate loads of snacks
He was awake for best picture
“Dan freaked out. I think he woke up all the neighbors by screaming at the tv.”
He was Zombie Phil for a few days
Dan may pop in let’s see
He’s excited for the new Zelda game but he’s still playing Final Fantasy
He’s invested in the Horse Prince story
They got pancakes delivered for Pancake Day
He went mad with power in the new Sims video
He’s deciding what clothes to wear to charity and we’re helping him choose what to get rid of
He’s keeping the blue hoodie, a checkered shirt, the jellyfish shirt, and a flamingo button down
“You don’t suit red’. I’M WEARING RED!”
RIP a penguin shirt, a domo shirt, a color changing shirt
Dan came in wrapped in a blanket
He looks like ET
He’s glad Phil’s getting rid of the color changing shirt
They watched ET together the other day
“You look like such a funny creature” Phil to Dan
He’s filming a new AmazingPhil video this week
Dan may also film a video it’s PHilming week
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
“This is what happens when you share a camera”
“Yeah. Wait uh no.”
Phil was looking at a chocolate magazine so Dan threw it across the room
They went to tea yesterday but they got caked out
Phat
Dan dreamt he was on a game show with Emma Roberts and she was trying to get him to say hello to Evan Peters but he was too shy
Phil dreamt about harvesting lemons
Wholesome Howell
Dan has a video to edit hmm
Dan left bye
“What a weirdo”
He cracked a rib once
He’s not really for fruit on pancakes
He almost bought a goldfish
He’s interested in Riverdale but he’s not “in the fandom”
His eyebrows are the same today as they’ve always been in case you were wondering
He usually has 2 coffees a day but he’s been trying to cute back
He doesn’t like the dentist
He doesn’t want/need braces
“I think it adds character” about his crooked teeth
He listened to Green Light before his liveshow
“Life is good”
“Thank you for keeping me company”
Goodbye via wolf howl
Mentions of Dan: how tf am i supposed to count this he joined the liveshow thanks for ruining the system Mr. DanIsNotOnFire
He’s wearing his NASA shirt
“Have a cup of tea. Hang out with me!”
Storm Doris has attacked a wheely bin outside
His plants have been gaining leaves he’s doing something right
Trampoline videos
“Tie some bricks to it”
He worries about cats and dogs during storms he hopes your cats are okay
“Calm down. Have a green tea. Stop being so stressed.” him @ the storm sky
He got a haircut today at his house (sides are short but not shaved)
They talked about dogs
He finds hoovering quite fun
Hoover Fantasies
Phil’s Liveshow Haul
Follow him on twitter @ AmazingPhil #spon
His hippo lamp
He looked up the most dangerous animals (hippo is #4)
Hippo facts
Pictures vs memories discussion
The Impossible Quiz was exhausting
Probs not Impossible Quiz #2
“Don’t watch me in jail”
He froze for a minute (or it was a really good mannequin challenge can’t tell)
He melted a bit of his NASA shirt while ironing rip
7 new planets discussion
“Maybe just leave them alone if they’re happy, you know?”
He gets very excited at the idea of space giraffes
Lots of universe discussion
Shrimp Prince
He’s seen Moonlight, Manchester by the Sea, and La La Land but Arrival was his favorite
What fictional universe would you rather live in
Shrimp Prince of the Rings
Itchy nose
He got a navy blue jumper with a geometric bird on it that he may wear in his next video
He also got the “scent of happiness”
No bad cinema experiences this time
Pastel edits irl
He likes his black hair a lot so he won’t be changing it soon
“I’ve already got a toddler called Dab”
He’s loving Final Fantasy XV
BROadtrip
“Could’ve used more diversity”
He took the troll wig Dan mentioned to the charity shop soz
He ate the moss surrounding his cocktail oops
He saw Book of Mormon with his parents
Horse Prince
New gaming video tomorrow
It’s kind of long but also a Dan vs Phil
They’re going to an Oscar’s party so hopefully he can stay awake
The couple that made him bonk his head on the window
The coffee table is out to get him
Grammar
They watched Speed and Speed 2 Cruise Control
50% 2017 calendar (code: FLASHSALE) at DanandPhilShop.com
They’re still working on the pastel merch
They’re going back to Australia coolforsummerfest.com.au
He’s going to watch Bates Motel again
He’s watching Riverdale and Homeland
“I hope you have a great weekend”
“I’ve hoped you’ve had a great evening. Thanks for choosing to spend it with me.”
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He’s wearing his fox jumper
He’s going to draw out his birthday for as long as possibly
Dan got him a signed picture of David Boreanaz in the bath
Tb to that awful radiator photoshoot
“It was very crotchy”
He doesn’t know how to smile with his eyes
In most photoshoots they want Dan to smile and Phil to do a funny face but that may change
They went to see Manchester by the Sea
The theater had footstools and some poor man kept falling over them
He ended up falling face first into Dan’s popcorn
“Why us? Why us?”
The Lesters attract weird people
He had a list of movies he wanted to see before the Oscars
“I got to see about 4 snows”
“’You need to move out. I know!”
They had 3 more gas leaks that they had to get fixed
They are fine though dw
If there’s another leak they’d have to leave the house for a while so perhaps a holiday
Emu update
He hasn’t played Kingdom Hearts
“Why do people want to stick duct tape to fish?”
ASMR
He doesn’t like mouth noises
“Mouths man. They’re weird.”
His flowers are bloomed to the max
“Philly did something right”
They’re still loving Steven Universe
He’s excited for Stranger Things season 2
He’s also watching Santa Clarita Diet
He got a big new winter coat that’s black with a furry hood
They got to feed meerkats with a girl named Zoe with Make A Wish
One of the meerkats was digging into his crotch because some food fell
“If you’re ever bored just combine dogs and google it”
They also saw penguins, lions, and llamas at the zoo
He was singing Jingle Bells for like a week
Presentation tips
“It’s time for your bath”
Sugar glider research
More 8 ball answers
“I’ve had a lovely time chatting with you”
New Sims video soon
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He’s wearing the black tiger bomber jacket
Thank you for all the lovely birthday wishes
He went for a jog today
Birthday haul
Martyn got him grey shoes with turquoise laces
“Damn I’m gonna look good in these”
He’s really bad at tying shoes
“I’m a sock guy”
He got a Rewined candle (it smells burnt vanilla-y)
He got a beetle jumper from his parents
Dan got him sushi gummies that have chopsticks and everything
He ate them on tour so it was made him nostalgic for tatinof
Taste test
He also got a book about socks, firefly on blu ray, and a terrarium that his friends made for him
“Don’t smash it like Dan did”
Dan also got him a big green lava lamp that he finds very relaxing
They hung out by the seaside a lot
They had afternoon tea which is his favorite part about living in the UK
His mum made him a cake that looked like he was lying in a ball pit
It wasn’t red velvet but there was so much flavor on top red velvet would’ve probably made him explode
He had lots of sugar induced dreams
“I was more garlic bread than human”
They watched Hunter for the Wilderpeople which he really liked
He emu egg hatched into a full grown emu
It’s name is Addywoo
“Don’t emu shame”
He wants the Nintendo Switch but big hands
“I’m like a titan”
Does Beauty and the Beast need a remake? Who knows? We’ll see
He wished for wishes but he told us he wished for wishes so does he get wishes who knows
He’s going to let Dan tell the falling story
“It was a mix of hilarious and genuine concern”
He actually did hurt his wrist and knee
“He’s a tall guy so it’s a long way to fall”
New AmazingPhil video
“Mainly pregnancy is what it sounds like. So I may be pregnant.”
Maybe he predicted Beyonce’s babies
The magic 8 ball confirmed that he’s the psychic link to Beyonce’s future
He asked the magic 8 ball some questions from us
“Don’t get the started on the quickening”
*Smacking the 8 ball* “Stop being rude”
It said yes to him getting a dog
“A dog is on the horizon”
He went on this cliff path with his family and Dan which was supposed to be really fun but it was a little too intense for him
He stood in some sheep poo
If he does anything interesting he’ll do a Day in the Life but not just an ordinary day
Dan’s legs and eyebrows were never found btw
He had really great fish and chips last night
Groundhog Day
He got sushi for his birthday celebration with his friends and they got a tasting menu it was nice
Who’s Your Daddy discussion
New gaming video this weekend
He played Mario Kart this morning
The dead pigeon story
“I hope you’re all good and I hope you’ll have a lovely weekend… and as the magic 8 ball said you’re going to have a lovely day tomorrow”
Goodbye via emu residue
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but soft, what light through yonder window breaks?
it is the east, and phil is the sun.
happy birthday @amazingphil i hope for a world where everyone spreads love as you do