He’s wearing the striped shirt from the peaky thigh selfie

#danbirthdizzle

He made a ditty.it for his liveshow tweet 

He changed his icon on twitter and youtube layout

He used comic sans because he finally reached self actualization

“I’m not cool. I never will be.” 

Baskerville is his new font of choice though 

#democracy 

“May-may of the day”

He has a cat sticker on his laptop webcam

He had lots of incredibly unsuccessful images to use for his icon

He went out and had some sushi for his birthday

Birthday haul

Phil got him a fidget spinner but it’s not black smh

Then he took it

Phil also got him a weather changing crystal 

His bonsai is on the verge of death

The person who was supposed to water it bought him a plastic bonsai

Someone else got him sunflowers

He knocked over the vase and spilled water everywhere which is why he was late

He hates sunflowers????

His birthday was lovely

Terrarium of the day 

His mum got his a tshirt with a picture of the family dog (Collin) on it

Another friend got him a glass skull filled with vodka

He loves the babadook meme

Phil is away so he may film a danisnotonfire video 

I Am Bread was good

New sims video tomorrow (probably the most dramatic and concerning)

He doesn’t really like birthdays because being the center of attention is Stress

Death and that

New nintendo games woo

“Who’s vibrating me”

He loved Wonder Woman

He’s trying to compare Captain America and Wonder Woman which is ?? 

He thinks Chris Pine is hot

He zoomed and jumped five seconds into the future it was distressing

Steven Universe chat

Animal Crossing or riot

Undertale for the PS4 comes with a locket that plays Asriel’s theme he almost cried during the commercial

Politics are important and he’s glad the youtube community encouraged people to vote

He stayed up all night for the general election

He’ll change his younow icon after this

“I’m good. I’m pink. I’m zoomed in. I’m having a nice evening.”

“They all need to leave except for Bernie he can stay”

Phil’s snowboard roleplay emails made him cringe but in a funny way

Phil’s not doing a liveshow on Thursday via text

“Stay cool. Stay calm. Stay hydrated.”

“I hope you have a pleasant week and I’ll speak to you soon. Bye.”

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