He’s wearing his Star Wars shirt
Hes still mildly jetlagged
“Wake up Phil” “Actually wake up now” “Oh my god Phil”
He feels like a withered cactus
His houseplants survived
He thought he was going to turn into an American because they were in Florida for so long
The black wall is consuming his hair he looks bald
He didn’t have pancakes at Playlist because room service didn’t have any
Pancake shakes
He did finally get them though
Dan’s Bahamas experience
Phil and bald guy at security had some proper bants
Heatwave jingle
He’s a 23 degrees kind guy
His frecks are dense
He burped
Dig Down is growing on him (nice but not his fave)
They were going to see Muse in Orlando but ended up not
They got loads of stuff at Playlist
His dad is an artist but that didn’t get passed down to him
NASA haul
His mug broke in his suitcase #rip
Dan got a mug too though so he can steal Dan’s
He also bought Sweet Baby Ray’s Barbecue sauce ??
And stuff from Bath and Body Works
Aloha beaches
He didn’t love Split
Him and Dan didn’t fly back together and he almost had to sit next to an old French woman
“Clean us daddy”
Returning to the place of the squirrel incident was symbolic
“Too much maple syrup in that blood”
He found ASMR very enlightening
He got locked outside and Dan didn’t let him in what a bitch
A paperboy laughed at him locked out of the house
He didn’t think throwing newspaper boys were an actual thing
He’s usually really bad at prank but the banana one was pretty good
New anime themed video with Shawna on his channel this week if you’re interested in that or whatever lmao
“Headline: I love space”
He was enthralled with his Superman ice cream
Martyn is a troll don’t trust him in a kayak
He’s hyped for Vidcon
He was talking to Dan about making noises when someone did something wrong at school
Where does it come where does it go
His family all watched Eurovision together
He couldn’t handle himself in a prank war
Everyone is getting dogs
Riverdale graph
He has a full box of Haribo that he’s going to try make last until next week
Next liveshow may be on Sunday watch his twitter from updates
Dan and Phil shop newsletters will be out soon
He’s missed doing liveshows this has been very nice
Ode to Broken Mug
Goodbye
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